Sunday, January 1, 2012

Pain in the ass at CVS!!!!

They make you scan your tampons for your wife yourself!! Don't they know that the cashiers will ultimately lose their jobs??
I don't like being forced to scan my wife's tampons by cashiers that are forced to direct me to the self check-out wife tampon scanners.
Thank goodness Walgreens and Rite Aid still use real people to check out your wife's pons or shields.
It will be a long time before scanner machines will be able to organize to get fair wages and health insurance and a long time before they can boil potatoes, add milk and butter and mash them.
Yes, the cashiers are sometimes rude apathetic turd breath jerks but that's because they had a bad day or week. I can be nice and they can then appreciate me or proposition me for discaounted sexual favors behind a dumpster. The scanner doesn't even know that I'm really there or into body salt water taffy velcro dumpster spankings .
Well maybe if the cashiers arent cashiers they can go to school and learn how to rebuild air conditioners and dishwashing units. That would be very helpful but still, what's wrong with an honest cashier trade?? Not a damn thing, stupid ass! If a cashier wants to go to school on the side, do it but still be proud to be a cashier and organize against the self check-out scanners!!
And yes it is odd that I am more embarassed by a self check-out scanner scanning my wife's maxi's than a real human cashier. I have absolutely no excuse for that which is reasonable. I think it's just my desire for people to earn any wage blinds me in a way.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

2011 Winding Down/2012 Yip Yip!

It has been a good year for comedic voice development. There were many days to explore talking to audiences which now seems to be easier. Riffing is gaining rewards from audiences in the moment and crafted material has been acquired. Stand Up NY was good. Stuff out of the city was good. Definately time to put what I've been doing out there. Confident that whatever my instincts tell me comedically, they are right. It's almost always right to do what I do at a mic, but I mean it's nice to really know that what I do at clubs/clubbish venues/booked shows is seeming very right to do.
Good year for creativity and for responsibility. 2011 is what makes 2012 so exciting. Have to not forget 2011 and the past, almost 10 years of straight commitment (add 2 years with big gaps and short form/film experience. Something drives me to do this and make most people laugh and say woo woo wowzie woop!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Bar 4 12-11-11

Will be at Bar 4 at 930pm at 444 7th Ave in Park Slope tomorrow night. Come see me or, if you can make it to Creek and Cave Yannis Pappas Roast, definately hit that up. That should be a blast. But obviously if you can make my set at Bar 4 will most likely be the sheeeez like it normally izzzzzzz. See you there!!! Hee Hee!

Friday, December 9, 2011

Sign of the Times (short film)

I play Mike Dunn in this feel good short film based in Queens, NY.

2012!! Exciting Year For Dobbins!!

So sorry about the neglect of this majestic blog. It's been too damn long! Eddie Trunk is playing great metal right now on 104.3. Check out That Metal Show on VH1. What's up guys!! My shows are kicking up and a video will be coming out soon. I really like my comedy voice right now. Definately looking forward to new people experiencing my current comedy flow. Definately want to get up and down the east coast more this upcoming year and for sure want to get out to the west coast to lay it down. Will definately do more hour shows this year and hope to get some TV and Film exposure! Will be playing some music here and there out at a few places and may even put up some art. To 2012!!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

This week! Bowery, World's Greatest Grandson, Sidewalk Cafe!

Mon. Nov. 8th Bowery Poetry Club 10:30pm $3
Tues. Nov. 9th World's Greatest Grandson, Van Gogh's Radio Lounge in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, 9:30pm
Wed. Nov. 10th Sidewalk Cafe-"Third Rail" East Village 7:30pm

Saturday, October 30, 2010

PIT, Kabin, Living Room!!

I performed at these places in New York City with other comedians that are working hard and not putting big bowls over their shining lights.